Cowards Always Hide Their Faces

Correction: An earlier version of this article mistakenly said Corey Wise had the gavel. The man hysterically running the meeting was board president David Ray. My bad — It’s hard to tell the bald guys apart with their face diapers.

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I never attended a school board meeting before this evening. It was fascinating, theatrical, morbidly amusing, and oh so sad. 

I arrived at 5:00PM and there was a line to get in. The teacher’s union godless commies were there, all masked up — outside because, science — in the front of the line. They didn’t take their masks off for a moment for the next five hours. Yes, five hours.

party like its 1776

Next to the line, the People had made themselves at home. Several pop up canopies with folding tables underneath formed a base camp where people were making signs and signing affidavits. They also set up a large TV so those who couldn’t get in could watch the meeting. It was a festival atmosphere despite the rain. 

A wonderful man (whose name I unfortunately did not get) made chili and cornbread, and he brought water and sodas and everything needed to feed the crowd. If anyone knows him, please DM me. He fed me around hour three, and I am eternally grateful. I was starving and cold, and he helped me make it to the end.

This is America.

The Patriots there also collected 38 affidavits in support of our — the People’s — lawsuit against the Douglas County School Board (individually and collectively). 

This one is gonna be fun.

Oh, these petty tyrants have no idea the sleeping giant they’ve awakened. And our resolve is, indeed, terrible. 

decorum is in the eye of the beholder

The Superintendent for my county is Corey Wise. The man running the meeting was David Ray, a tall man who looks normal enough, but has the sensitivity of a 13 year old girl while reminding me a bit too much of King George III. He was wielding the metaphorical gavel this evening, which really just means he had the power to cut mics. And boy did he use it.

For two hours, the board congratulated themselves for their mediocrity, discussed at length their compensation and capital expenditure plans, then congratulated themselves some more for how many hours and months of work they put into their master plan to waste our tax dollars. 

Spent five hours in this spot.

After that, they celebrated the progress they made with dyslexia in the district. They measured that progress (and called it good) by the number of teachers they trained in Orton-Gillingham. As a mother of a child with mild dyslexia co-indicated with other learning disabilities, OG is a great multisensory, structured way to teach literacy. Teaching that boy to read was rough, and I applaud the district’s efforts to help kids who learn differently. 

That said, measuring your success based on the reach of your methods, with no specific measures — or even a mention — of the learning outcomes those methods produced, is peak bureaucracy. 

When I mentioned that in my remarks, Corey unWise’s face (what I could see of it above the diaper) got all twisted like he was thinking, “Learning outcomes? What are those?”

After the dyslexia presentation, things really got going. Around 7:00PM, the principals of four Douglas County charter schools formally requested waivers from the district’s masking and critical race policies. It was a bit tiring for me to hear the principals and the board relitigate why charter schools have autonomy (and their own school boards) in the first place, but the principals were excellent.

There was no decision made by the board — that is for the next meeting. I hope Chili Guy comes back for that one. Can’t say the same for the godless commies. 

you’re making me feel unsafe…by existing

Several times the during the Principals’ presentation, the non-commie parents (i.e., the ones not there with the teachers’ union) clapped and cheered.

This made King George very, very upset.

“We need this to be a safe space for everyone.”

David Ray
douglas county school board president and terrible human

Clapping is now considered violence. Ray also objects to whooping and cheering, sign holding, and flag waving because those activities are also unsafe. Jazz hands appear to be ok by him. Yes, really.

When public comment finally came around, a huge batch of commies went first, using remarkably the same talking points. It was then that we learned who exactly felt “unsafe.”

Testimony after testimony talked of how politics had infiltrated the school board meetings, ironically, with each speaker closing their remarks with a pitch to reelect the people sitting before them. They are so intellectually inept they don’t even see it. Sigh.

It’s crystal clear to me now what they mean by unsafe: Hearing facts and opinions that they don’t agree with — particularly when those facts and opinions are supported by evidence presented in the moment — gives them cognitive dissonance. That makes them feel anxious. They don’t like feeling anxious (who does?) and they call that feeling “unsafe.” 

How to Feel Safer When Life Feels Insecure - Wonderland & Co.
Spot on.

Pull that thread and realize that the world they want to create is one where they will never feel anxious about anything. Sadly, that world is Heaven and, as long as they remain godless commies, they will never experience such a place. I pray they find Jesus.

out of the mouths of babes

When one of the commies said she felt unsafe, “in this room right now,” we all laughed (because it was hilarious) and apparently that made it more unsafe. King George then deployed a couple of staff members to stand in the crowd to be able to identify the people making sounds so they could be expelled by the gaggle of cops in the room.

I know you’re wondering, so I’ll tell you. Yes, one of those staffers was sent to stand near me and Claudia. No, she didn’t do anything to throw us out, but she was definitely eye-balling Claudia (who never stopped clapping, lol). We didn’t get removed. 

When an amazing and brave young man named Noah — middle school aged, articulate and passionate — spoke of how the masks were impacting his special needs sisters, we all clapped. 

“I can handle the constant change, but my sisters can’t, and they shouldn’t be caught in the middle. I love my sisters and their mental health, and that’s why I am standing up for them tonight. I wish I was old enough to vote in this election.”  


Yeah, we all clapped. I teared up a bit and told that kiddo and his dad how incredible he was.

Oh boy, the board did not like that. Ray told us that he was going to start removing people…for praising a boy who had just crushed it in a very public speaking engagement.

A few speakers later, King George got all bothered that one of the parents waved a small American flag in support of a commenter. Keep in mind that they told us that we couldn’t make sounds. The lefties were doing their jazz hand thing, but apparently flag waving is violence.

Flag waving is now considered unsafe.

The board president (quoting from memory) said, “Sir, with the flag, come on. We need to maintain decorum,” or something like that, which heated up the crowd a bit.

Several parents protested asking, “Why can’t he wave an American flag in America?” to which one of the godless commies replied, “There’s already an American flag up there.”

It’s a prop to these people.

where is all this violence i’ve been hearing about?

I was the second to last person, out of more than 60, to speak. I had prepared remarks, but based on how the meeting was going — and the fact that the board decided to cut our allowable time from three minutes to two (during the meeting) — I decided to rewrite them. My originally planned remarks as well as what I actually said (with video) are below this article.

While there were moments where the board’s decorum rules were broken (the rules were ridiculous and violated our rights), at no point during the entire five hour production was anyone on the Kid’s First side violent or even disrespectful. Nonetheless, the meeting did appear on the edge of turning violent when the board decided to take a break.

As everyone got up to leave, a gentleman stood up and said, “These people cannot force you to mask your kids,” and began talking about the 14th Amendment. At that moment, Big Red — one of the godless commie teacher union puppets — fully snapped and started charging at him from across the room, wielding her knitting needs and screaming, “Just get out of here!”

Violent leftist who attacked a peaceful protester at the end of the meeting.

The cops stopped her and then told the guy who was talking — peacefully during the break — that he had to leave. Big Red got violent, but the intended victim of her violence was punished. Is that a beautiful example of what it’s like dealing with leftists or what?

I left the meeting after the violent leftist was pacified, and all the people saying the things that made her anxious and violent were made to leave. I wish we had that bit on video!

strange days ahead

When I showed my kids my remarks on YouTube when I got home, around 10:30PM, my middle son looked me dead in the eye and said, “If they mess with me or suspend me, it’s your fault.” 

Isn’t that incredible? My son fears retribution because his mother spoke at a school board meeting. Is this even America anymore?

We have school board elections next week, and these petty tyrants are running for reelection. Sure, the election will likely be rigged, but if there is one thing 2020 taught us it’s that turnout breaks the algorithm.

Also, voting is your sacred duty as an American. Get out and vote next week for candidates that will put your children first.

I know who that is for my school board.

Do you?

Watch my remarks to the school board here:

Douglas County School Board, October 26, 2021

My girls Claudia and Linda contributed to this report. You can find my delivered remarks as well as the original three minute version below. If you’re speaking at a school board meeting soon, please feel free to use anything that is helpful.

Also, don’t you dare not vote. Don’t yield the battlefield in the middle of a war. Vote next week like your kids’ lives depend on it. They do.

Delivered Remarks (Rewritten During the Meeting to Make 2-Min)

Hello. My name is Ashley Epp and I have two children in Castle Rock schools. I have one child that I homeschool because I will not send my kids to school until they can stand up for and advocate for themselves against the adults that surround them. I had an entirely different set of remarks set for this evening, but here we are. It’s my first time attending a school board meeting and I find it fascinating. You have a lot of people here who have asked to remove people here for using their First Amendment rights. It’s kind of a metaphor for what we are going through as a society. You guys (the government) have a microphone and any time the people try to speak you want to silence them. To people who feel this room is unsafe, may I educate you that despite what your fantasy curricula has told you, speech is not violence, clapping is not violence, flag waving is not violence and jazz hands are not violence. Rather, this is what civic involvement looks like. This is what democracy looks like. And if people showing up to advocate on behalf of their children make you feel unsafe, you should resign immediately. This level of parent involvement is a direct result of your unscientific and fear-based decision making. Your policies have repeatedly resulted in lost learning and wasted resources. You spent hours tonight congratulating yourselves which is stunning given that there wasn’t a single discussion about learning outcomes. You can’t talk about learning outcomes because they are abysmal right now, because of your policies. Due to the evolving science, our health department made the decision to remove the mask mandate because they aligned with the people. And you, decided to sue. There is no science that supports masking our children, they are not super spreaders and they are of little risk of this disease. But you’re suing. What’s your endgame? Lastly, I’d just like to ask a question. When we called Mr. Wise’s office to find out who voted for this lawsuit, we were told it was a consolidated decision. What does that mean? (They cut my mic, so I ended up having the shout the last bit).

Prepared Remarks (Originial 3-Minute Version)

My name is Ashley Epp and I have three children aligned to the Douglas County School System, two who attend high school here in Castle Rock and one who I homeschool. I made the decision to homeschool after the policies of the Douglas County School Board destroyed my children’s education in the spring of 2020. My high schoolers wanted to go back so I let them, after calling the school to confirm that masking would not be required. My oldest attended school last year, he has a chronic respiratory condition, and the masks compromised his health. I was assured by the school that masks were optional this year. They should have added: Until the school board changes their mind. Now my children are having to fight with their educators for the right to breathe. They are being peer pressured from both adults and friends on the masks and the vaccine. And that’s on you. Those of you in positions of educational authority have created an environment for my children where coercion via peer pressure is acceptable, encouraged and viewed as virtuous — and caution, research and critical thinking are considered dangerous. The reactive, fear-based and unscientific decision making by this board has repeatedly resulted in disrupted and lost student learning and wasted resources. Worse, your solutions are meant to benefit you and other irrationally terrified adults, not the children you signed up to protect. I never thought I would have to protect my children from their educators, but here we are. I’m here today, despite my insanely busy schedule, because this school board has decided to target my children. And given that the Governor of Colorado has told children to lie to their parents about their healthcare decisions, I need to know if that’s going to become policy that you embrace. There is no science that supports masking our children. Children are not super spreaders of this virus nor are they particularly at risk for serious illness with this virus. Your so-called solutions are aimed at fixing a problem that critical thinking tells us doesn’t exist. So how did we get here? From my perspective, what happened in the past 20 months, is that petty tyrants manipulated emotionally weak people in an effort to amass power. Our Health Department has removed the requirement to mask — because of science. Researchers from Brown University have shown that children born during the pandemic — seeing all the human faces and emotions shielded by masks — have lower IQs. Is that a learning outcome you’re driving towards? Researchers in the UK have demonstrated a disturbing link between the mask and mental health. The suicide rate among minors is at an distrurbingly high in Colorado. Have you even discussed the impact that your fear-based and irrational policies have on our children’s mental health? The reason that we have our own health department is that our Commissioners listened to the people. The precipice for this action happening now is largely the full court press to mask and vaccinate our children. Now we hear that you have sued the health department for listening to the People.  What’s your endgame here? When we called to find out who voted for this, we were told that there was no roll call vote recorded and this was a “consolidated decision.” What does that mean? If this decision is something you all feel so strongly about, despite the fact that it is diametrically opposed to the will of the people, why hide your position? With an election next week, the People deserve to know which — if any —  of you stands with them. As for me, just the idea that you considered suing the health department to obstruct the will of the people as it relates to OUR CHILDREN is enough to remove every single one of you. And we will.

22 thoughts on “Cowards Always Hide Their Faces

  1. Loved the whole article but the one statement that hit me was about your son being afraid of punishment bc you spoke out. My daughter is the same way! I know 13 yr olds want to fit in, but they have no idea of the freedoms we’ve lost in the last decade or two and how many we’re losing daily now!!! Thank you for standing up for all our families. God Wins 🥰🥰🥰

  2. This is awesome! I am praying for parents to break the algorithm! As a Colorado native I have seen a heart breaking change in my state and I hope we are able to stand and stop this communism from wreaking any more than it already has.

  3. I can’t think that of a word that adequately describes your post . . . “Excellent” will have to do for now. Hear Hear!!! I’m sharing it wide!

  4. Level-headed, principled woman advocating on behalf of children–thank you!

  5. Great job! We need to keep pushing and get more and more parents involved. We can’t worry about their feelings or rhetoric. They will always try to use that against us and we have to show them nothing will stop us from taking our power back. Most of those people, as you mentioned, are cowards and weak people who cannot and will not deal with any pressure. Eventually the scrutiny will be too much for them and they will go off to find another bureaucracy they can hide in, leaving the schools to the parents, as it always should have been.

  6. So Ashe, I think you might be my best friend. Every freakin thing you write is like a verbal reflection of my heart. Your cynicism and humor mirror mine in a way too perfect way. So thank you once again! I think we should have coffee.
    Love you sister.💛
    (Also, I think the Sidney Powell liked one of my comments about one of your posts. If so, the Krackin Sidney Powell reads your work…. you rock)

  7. Great job Ashley! We were there protesting before the meeting. I honestly can’t go into one because I think I would lose my shit. I did watch the entire thing on my phone live, screaming at the ridiculous libtards giving props to the communist board members, especially at the woman who demanded that the board remove people for talking/cheering/booing while she was speaking. Just unbelievable.

    You are braver and more controlled than I could be- I completely applaud you for what you said and what you are standing for! Keep it up and stand tall. We are winning!

  8. You are AMAZING, Ashe. I don’t even know where to begin, what to say. The world is so peculiar now. I find myself oftentimes feeling that (almost) all the smarter people have either died or been beamed-up somewhere. What’s left is a nightmare of Big Reds. People with self-esteem off-the-charts, despite no marketable skills or other redeeming qualities. Thank God it’s no only a world of Big Reds, though (nasty woman, BR, looks particularly dumb). Thank God we have fighters like you and again, I DO SO LOVE the way you write! (Your son will be so proud of you when he’s old enough to have that kind of wisdom.)

  9. Ashe you are a hero. I also attended my first school board meeting. They also self congratulate but in Jeffco they admitted that for the last decade learning outcomes have declined and then tanked (that did not congratulate themselves for that clear line), but they still congratulated themselves. I can tell them why their outcomes are so pathetic. Woke shit in the curriculum. How do you expect a new reader trying to learn math doing a math problem to know if Sanjay is a noun or a verb or a math operation. I dont know how many times I had to step in and sort out the woke shit from the math, science (the little they teach) and reading. How do they expect boys to carefully read story after story of brave young girls on sparkly unicorns. No joke the stupidity of the stories they had to read, understand and regurgitate was icky. I am lucky, we were able to find a private school. I weep for the kids that are stuck in these indoctrination camps.

  10. I fully agree with Ashley and her remarks which were prematurely silenced. No wonder our children feel threatened and intimidated when standing up for themselves when their parents, as adults, are so disrespected.

    1. What I find amazing is that they say we are threatening and intimidating them. One of the lefties said we “held a tailgate to intimidate them.”

      No, bitch, our people surrounded us and kept us warm in bad weather and brought supplies and got signatures and got shit done. They have to pay for EVERYTHING. They probably paid those Union people who spoke. They don’t understand Americans. They don’t understand that once you come for our kids and create classes among the most vulnerable, it’s game on.

  11. America is under attack by it’s own government! Not just the Federal bureaucracy but at every level and particularly at the LOCAL level. Sadly, that is where most patriotic voters pay the least attention to the candidates! However the Socialist/Communist “Hate America” vermin focus there! So they can indoctrinate the next generation, pass arcane laws and take away our liberty. How refreshing to see parents and students stand up against the TYRANNY!

  12. What a wonderfully different world we would have right now if only we had more Ashley Epps out there fighting for our country!! I’m so proud of you precious, I read and re-read every post. Have shared with what few conservative friends we have left, sad but true. About the time I feel really really down and feel as if we have lost our country I go back and and read yet another one of your posts! Thank you for giving us hope again. I love you💗

  13. Wow what stunning reporting and what spot on speaking ! Ashe. You Forkin rocked it! You were eloquent. Gammy sparkles

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